Hlášky anglicky

19. března 2008 v 17:20 |  Jeho hlášky
"I have the potential to be a fantastic alcoholic"

"The Black Parade went home... back to Italy!" (to an audience, Oakland, California show 2007)

"Ooo, what do we have here? Oh my God, it's a WHITE T-SHIRT! God I love them..." - after a fan threw a white t-shirt onto the stage at March 1, 2007 show in Chicago

"Even if you stop believing in us, we'll never stop believing in you."

"The Black Parade is DEAD!"--To audience at March 13 show in San Diego, when the band came out as My Chemical Romance, after they played as the Black Parade

"Okay, I have to say thank you to every motherfucker in the audience. I have seen a couple people fall in the pit, and everytime someone has, everyone aroud them has helped them up. We haven't had to stop once, Because you guys are that fucking good!" - to audience at March 13th show in San Diego

"On the count of three, everyone say fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah!" - to audience at March 13th show in San Diego

"You dirty, dirty, dirty motherfuckers..." - to audience, Hartford, CT show 2007

"Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 4 or 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey, girls, you are beautiful."

"If you don't go to high school, you will definitely go to jail."

"Who's your daddy? Not me...see, I use protection. And so should you!" (on stage circa 2004)

"I'm Gerard Way and I'm here to steal your boyfriend!"

"I feel like theres so many people out there who have the kids in the palm of their hand, listening but there are so few people saying something"

"Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!"

"The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time "

"Everyone spit on this motherfucker."

"Everyone say fuck you."

"Everyone flip me off!"

"I hope youre all having a fucking good time!"

"Yeah, Frank is preety sexy. We're all kinda sexy. Our fans definitly are."

"Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit?"

"Do you wanna fuck me?!" *girls scream* "I said DO YOU WANNA FUCK ME?!?!" *girls scream louder* "Good! 'Cause after this concert, I'll fuck every last one of you!!" - to audience at a Taste Of Chaos show

"Hey you see these sexy security guards, yes very sexy security guards well during this next song fucking get up right to them and push them over!!!"

"A sock. I don't need this, you can have that back now."
Show in Detroit, Joe Louis Arena after fans threw various "gifts" (socks) on stage

"Heh. A boa. I love these things..."
Show in Detroit, Joe Louis Arena. Fans through red boa on stage, Gerard wears it during House of Wolves.

"OOH, somebody brought a lazer pointer, which is... magically dissapearing before our very eyes. Nobody likes the guy with the lazer pointer" audience boo fan "It's worse than jerking off, I'm fucking telling ya it's gonna make you blind."
show at Forum March 10

"We are the Black Parade! Coming up next is My Chemical Romance...at least, if you're into that kinda stuff."
show in Hartford CT 2007

(To audience)"I saw a sparkler out there, that shit's gotta be illegal! That's ok though, I appreciate that sparkler. As long as you don't have any fuckin' bottle rockets I'm down with you, man."

(To audience)"I know something you don't! And that is... I'm not wearing any underwear!" (Crowd screams) "We're gonna get sexy for a minute! Ooh. Lemme see you clap your hands."

"At times there will be people out there who are willing to do anything to put you down! But don't EVER solve that with violence! Cause you're faster then them, better then them, and a HELL lot better looking then them!"
Playing in Stockholm, November 8th 2006

"Mikey here thinks that nobody in here likes him..."
Playing in Stockholm, November 8th 2006

Gerard: "Who wants to go out...not out with me, out of the mosh."
MCR Concert, Luna Park BigTop, Sydney, Australia. 26th January 2007

Gerard: ?What I did realize on the Big Day Out, and that is, that we don't fit in with fucking anybody!" *Crowds screams*
January 23rd, Concert at The Tivoli, Brisbane

"Look at me with my pretty bracelet and tiara, I'm a fuckin' princess!"

"This room is weird. Like the shape of it. It's... odd..."
Between songs while playing Festival Hall in Melbourne [29th January]

"When you're touring and the minute you tell someone that you're from Jersey it's the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail."

"It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years."
Alternative Press December 2004

"For me, [being onstage] is me being everything I always wanted to be," he says. "It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us."
Alternative Press December 2004

Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today."

Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.

"Uh, actually, we like to kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!"
When asked what kinds of surprises the band likes to do for their fans on fuse TV.)

"We have always had a desire to be a theatrical band, even when we were playing basements. You know we were the most theatrical band in a basement you probably would ever see." Frank: "It's true."
Interview in L.A.

"Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive."
The album booklet for the CD ?Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge?

"Well...it's funny you mention that, because I'm still living in a basement. I've just moved back in with my mom."
When asked about life on the road and the transformation from basements to houses on MuchMusic.

"If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway."
KROQ, rambling after performing 'Prison'

"We're not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like...uh, this sun stuff kind of sucks."

"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."

"If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen-year-old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."

"It tastes like somebody stole my wallet."

"Who is that worm?"
After a driver almost hit fans at a show on December 10. Gerard then proceeded to chase the car)

"Hey listen up! All you racists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain assholes, we've got a message for you...GO THE FUCK HOME! We don't want you here, don't buy our merch, and don?t listen to our music. If you have our CD, break it. We don't want you and we don't need you here." **Warped Tour '05 in VA. Kurt Cobain was also quoted saying something similar, though not exact.

Interviewer: ?Organic or chemical?" Gerard: "Organic." Frank: "...Depending..." Ray: "Chemical, I think." Mikey: "Organic...wait, no, chemical?" Gerard: "Oh! Hell yeah, chemical!" Ray: "Nothing tastes good organic." Frank: "Pears are good organic."
AOL interview -- this or that

"Are you going to talk about my new love of raw clams?"
AP interview, December 06

"It's insanely gleeful...This record is like running around a field of flowers with a butcher knife."
Blender interview

"Fuck yeah; I´m going to get some comfortable pants! Why stop there? Maybe a nice cable knit sweater. Maybe I?ll buy a house for my thirtieth birthday next year. I?m gonna get a Dodge Stratus. I?m gonna go to Blockbuster. I?m gonna get whatever shower curtain I want. Because I deserve it."
Blender interview

"None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill ?em with deliciousness."
When asked by Blender what the next country the US would save should be

"I really hate physical violence, but there?s this one where this kid is talking shit forever to this other kid, and the dude gets into this weird jujitsu pose and just knocks him out with one punch."
When asked by Blender what the funniest You Tube video of 2006 was

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